Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Are you Diabetic?

Got called to a Taco Bell for a possible diabetic emergency.  PD is on scene and states that she is a possible DUI, however he states that she is a diabetic, so they are concerned about pressing forward if it has nothing to do with ETOH.

me; “Are you diabetic?”
PT; ” Yes”
me: “Ok, Which type?”
PT; (sobbing) “I don’t know!”
me; “Bullshit.”  After checking her FSBS, talking to the officer “Her blood glucose is 86, Its good, You can give her the DUI.”
PT; “NO!  I have multiple scoliosis!!”
me; “Oh, wow… Is that like multiple sclerosis, or more like scoliosis?”
PT now has a dumb founded look on her face.
I walked back to the truck, laughing with Shannon about the stupidity we just saw...

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