Spanish, yeah.

Complaint: Chest Pain

Me: Is he changing color?
C: Well, he is Mexican and I'm color blind.
Me: Regardless of him being Mexican or you being color blind, is he changing color?
C: No.
Me: Is he clammy?
C: Spanish - Yeah.
Me: SIR. Is he Cold and Sweaty at the same time.
C: No.
Me: Did he take and Drugs or Medications in the last 12 hours?
C:  Medicine, yeah. It was beer.
{Later on}
Me:  Do you have any aspirin or Bufferin Available?
C: Yeah, but its called Ibuprofen.