Naked?

While talking to an obviously drunk female about an intoxicated male, with left sided weakness.  (Stroke like symptoms.)

Me: I want to do a little test over the phone before the Paramedics arrive.  Please ask him to Smile.
C: Its kinda dark out here, and he doesn't have any teeth.
Me: Ok, Ask him to raise his arms above his head.
C: Oh, no, no, no.  He can't he is laying in his pee, and he can't get up.
Me:  Just ask him to raise his arms, so we can see how he is doing?
C:  Ok, (talks to the pt and asks him to raise his hands) He can't he is laying in pee.
Me:  Ma'am, Ask the pt to say "The early bird catches the worm"
C: He is just saying "Don't do this to me, I'm naked."
Me: Ma'am, What are you doing to him?